Wish me luck Oppo! Also, good morning!!

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 09/02/2016 at 10:00 • Filed to: Car Sales

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A guy came in yesterday with 60k CASH and offered it for the 2014 S550 Edition One. My boss said “65.5 and you can take it home.” Dude said no so my boss told him to come back tomorrow. I have to give him a ring and confirm his 11 am appointment to check out the rest of the inventory. He’s my customer so I’m gonna see if he wants the M5 or the S 63 AMG.

2014 S550 4Matic Edition One for 66.9k

2013 M5 for 59.9k

2012 S63 AMG for 52.9k

2014 CLS 63 AMG; too bad it got sold about an hour before the dude strolled in

yitznewton > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 10:07

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What can I get for $3.50?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > yitznewton 09/02/2016 at 10:08

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A ham, egg and cheee bagel from the DD up the street

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 10:10

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Not even pork roll? Harsh!

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 10:14

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I must ask you, does the 60k theoretically cover whatever tax is normally associated on the car too?

TysMagic > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 10:17

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what makes you the most money? Sell that one

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 09/02/2016 at 10:18

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Nope

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 10:19

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S550. 222>221.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TysMagic 09/02/2016 at 10:19

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He couldn’t afford the SLS

TysMagic > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 10:39

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then sell the next one down - make dat money

TysMagic > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 10:43

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or make yourself look good for your GM and sell the one that’s been sitting there for the longest

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TysMagic 09/02/2016 at 10:59

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Considering he has not picked up to confirm his 11 am appointment, I’m not sure he’s coming.

Cé hé sin > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 12:08

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He literally had that much money in notes? Try that here and you’d probably be reported to the police as a suspected retailer of pharmaceuticals.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Cé hé sin 09/02/2016 at 12:19

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Not saying he deals drugs but...he had as many gold chains as he bad gold teeth...

someassemblyrequired > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/02/2016 at 12:26

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Get a certified check/bank draft/wire or you gonna have some ‘splaining to do with your friendly federal government representative if you show up with that much cash. Source: former bank teller. Also, protip, if car dealer, don’t show up with lots of rolled bundles of 20s in a plastic shopping bag. It causes paperwork for us and bad times for you.